It's About Time You Got Here

I had just come into work when Edna came hurrying up to me. In an exasperated tone she said, "It's about time you got here. Let me take your pulse and see if you're still living!" I wasn't quite sure what to say so I put my wrist out for her to check my pulse. I guess this took Edna by surprise because she calmed down then admitted, "Well, I'm not really a professional."