A Clean House

Recently I received an email from an old friend. In the email she was telling me how she had gotten a virus on her computer. At the end of the letter she said, "Oh Well, I got a little house cleaning done. You know what they say, a clean house is a sign of a broken computer."

You Go First

I stopped over to visit my 91 year old friend, Abigail. While visiting she asked if I would mind going down in her storage room with her. We walked out in the hall and were about to go down the stairs when she said, "You go first. If I fall I want someone soft to fall on." I laughed and said, "Well, what are friends for anyway."