"Difficult Custom"

 by Kay Heitsch

Are you ready for a laugh? I baked some Grandma Z. cookies for the guy who was doing some work here today. When he left he hugged me and thanked me for the cookies. Then he added that he would be telling the company he worked for that I was a "difficult customer" and he should be the only man to come out and work. He said that way he'd get more cookies. 

Binky

by Kay Heitsch

I was showing our grandson Eli (5) some old pictures on my phone. There were several pictures where he and Noah both had a "Binky" in their mouths.

I had to smile when Eli told me what a Binky was. Eli explained that "Binkies are plugs for babies so they don't talk."

Good Deed

by Kay Heitsch

Yesterday while I was out shopping with Bea (88) she was tired and wanted to sit down at Meijers. So she sat down in a chair where you can have a snack.

While waiting for Bea to catch her breath I noticed a guy come in with 2 carts full of bottles. He was having quite a time so I asked if I could help. He smiled and answered, "If you don't mind." I took one of the carts which was quite heavy. I figured most were glass bottles.

We walked to the bottle return room and he asked, "Well, are you paid by the hour or by salary?" I laughed! I told him, "Neither, I'm wearing a pedometer and trying to get some extra steps in."

There ya go, I did a good deed and was repaid with extra steps. LOL! Vivofit # 19,018 ~

Super Bowl Memory

by Kay Heitsch

Back in 1985 we were having a Super Bowl party at our home. Bill had invited some of the people who worked for him to the party. I was 7 months pregnant at that time.

At the end of the evening one of the men walked up to me. He wasn't exactly drunk, but he had been drinking and asked, "When are you due OR are you just fat?"

I have to say that this might be one of the top 10 things you should NOT ask the boss's wife when you're invited to a party. 

Wilma

Wilma 

When our daughter Shannon was a little girl we bought her a big stuffed bear. Shannon named her Wilma. Wilma sat in Shannon's room keeping watch from that day on. When Shannon left for college Wilma went with her.

I smiled when I saw Wilma sitting in our grandson's room. She seemed to fit right in.

A few weeks ago Shannon called and told me Eli, our 4 year old grandson, had made an announcement. Eli informed Shannon that Wilma would be going with him when he went to college!

I had to laugh to think that Eli was planning ahead! I don't know if Wilma will make that trip or not. Who knows?

The Choir Director

by Kay Heitsch

Yesterday at Planet Fitness one of the guys told me this funny story that happened to him at church.

When "T" sat down to play the drums he wasn't expecting to see what was about to take place. As he was playing the drums the Choir Director was really getting into directing. She had her hands in the air, dancing away. As she was dancing and jumping around "T" noticed that something was showing at the bottom of her choir robe.

It wasn't long as she continued to dance that "T" could tell that it was her slip. Before the choir number was over the slip was around her ankles. Never missing a beat the Choir Director gave a kick of her foot and her slip flew under "T's" drums.

I was cracking up when "T" said, "I didn't even know that she was on a diet!"