What Did You Say?

by Kay Heitsch

As I walked into the Memory Care Center Flora came rushing up to me with a frantic look on her face. I asked what was wrong and she said, "My toilet is running over and I don't even use it that often!" Stan, the maintance man was called to fix the problem toilet. Flora was standing at her door when the maintance man arrived. Stan motioned to a chair in the hall and said, "Flora, why don't you sit right over there." With a sound of disbelief in her voice, Flora said, "What did you say?" Stan repeated, "I said, Why don't you sit right over there" Flora said, "Oh, I thought you said S**T right over there."